Oops, I missed.

So Zachary is standing in front of me. His hand is down the inside of his pants.

"What are you doing?" asks The Mama

"Putting my hand in my pocket" says Zachary

"But your pocket is on the outside of your pants" says The Mama

"Oh right!" exclaims Zachary and pulls his hand out of his pants

The Mama looks up again as Zachary is again putting his hands down the inside of his pants.

"Oops, I missed again!" he says.

....a likely story...thinks The Mama